Things Ms Universe would never say

If I were a lady and in the finals of Ms Universe, I can imagine the compere asking, "So, Ms India and Ms Venezuela , what are the top five or six things you hate?"

Ms Venezuela:
1 World poverty
2 Anti-abortion movements
3 child slavery
4 female infanticide
5 women oppression

Me:
1 People who press the "Up" and "Down" button for a lift, get into the lift regardless of the direction and wonder why it takes so much time to get anywhere
2 Bad speling
3 "Can we still be friends?"
4 "How was your day?"
5 Metrosexuals
6 "Titanic"

Dammit... I lost. Was that a trick question?